August 02, 2005
Kill them all
Kill them all:Pro-Choice, Pro-Death Penalty
An example why I'm a raving moderate. I will never be able to choose between the parties because on the two biggest issues, I'm a fucking banana split.
I'm pro-choice -- why? Because we don't have the right to tell an innocent person what to do with their body.
I'm pro-death penalty -- why? Because some guilty fuckers deserve to die.
In a perfect world
In a perfect world, this is what I envision: no crimes and everyone rich enough and smart enough to afford and take care of their baby.
In our world, it's another matter. Murder, rape and child molestation. Three things that I find pretty unforgivable. But, I know all too well that a criminal can reform once caught and that sometimes people are charged fallaciously. This is where I think the three strikes should come in.
I mean, seriously, if you're caught three times forcing a 6 year old child to rub your wang, it's definitely no mistake. You're a fucking molester and you deserve to die.
As for being pro-choice -- seriously, do you think people will stop having abortions once some law is passed against it? Didn't Prohibition teach us anything? Would you rather have a qualified doctor remove the baby, or have a desperate would-be mother push herself down some stairs and smoke a bunch of crack in hopes that the baby inside her will just give up only to give birth to a retarded crack baby?
My solution?
Kill them all. Our world is getting pretty filled up, there is only so much water and energy and we're destroying entire other species just to fullfill what we feel is our right. Widespread plagues are no longer helping with population control and war is being faught against because we've become "civilized".
Come on, if the Chinese could limit people to how many children they're allowed to have, can't we kill some child molesters and let people choose how many children they want to have?
Posted by Kim at August 2, 2005 09:12 AM
