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April 22, 2005
Superhero
Superhero Shi:In the next few days I'm going to turn into a Superhero. Not in the literal sense, but in a semi-literary sense. Meaning, I am going to immortalize myself forever as a superhero in COMIC-STRIP FORM.
But in order to do that, I need the help of YOU my audience to help me choose certain things. For example, what my outfit should be, what superpower I should have, and of course, who my sidekick should be.
THAT'S RIGHT! You have the power to turn me into the next great comic-book hero. Who knows? Maybe my web-comic will become so popular one day that I'll get a book deal... And when you see my comic in the comic book store that you don't frequent, you can say "I helped start that!"
Today's Decision:
Our Hero's Superpower
I had a lot of ideas, but I've been able to narrow it down to these last 5 ideas:
Telepathy
Telepathy would be a cool power because then I would know what my enemies are thinking.
Telekenisis
This is the power with which I think I could cause the most trouble with. I mean, come on. It's as Tenacious D said -- MIND BULLETS! -- Well, at least mind-drivent plates, anyway.
Invisibility
Hahaha, just look at the picture. Enough said.
Flight
I think it would be pretty cool to have the power of flight. I also think it'd be pretty funny to have a superhero with the power of flight that's afraid of heights. =D
Boobies
I figure that this is probably the biggest stretch for me out of all of the superhero powers. After all, with the other superhero powers, I don't need to change my personality to be able to catch the bad guys. With these, I'd have to learn how to be seductive. WEIRD!
Now it's your turn to vote!
I could open an automated poll, but what I really want are reasons why I should choose one or the other. That is why I am weighting votes with reasons [especially GOOD reasons] heavier than votes with single words.
That means that this voting process is a little subjective -- but, I really do want to know what the public believes. :)
I'll be taking all the votes that come in within 24 hours of the original posting of this post. :)
Happy voting!
Posted by Kim at April 22, 2005 08:42 PM
Comments
It is, and always will be, alls about dem MIND-BULLETS!
Telekenisis allows one to chuck shiz all over the place polterguiest-style. Which would, of course, be of much awesomeness.
But wait, there's more, IT ALSO LETS YOU FLY!! If you can move a plate across the room, why not move YOURSELF the same way?!
Thats 2 for the price of 1, an ya caint beat that.
Posted by: T.D.B at April 23, 2005 02:43 AM
Your outfit should be booty hugging shorts and a revealing bra type thing, and your side kick will be a that small Charmin Ultra Bear you see in the commercials. When I see the comic book in the comic store im gonna say "dammit I want my money too!"
Posted by: Michael at April 23, 2005 01:19 PM
o yea I forgot, Invinsibility is the best out of all them. Who can fight what they cant see right? Boobies only work for guys, flying can work but to an extend of obstacles in the air like planes, can you do telekenisis and telepathy to a group of 100 people at the same time I would have a massive headache?
Posted by: Michael at April 23, 2005 01:27 PM
hmmmm... I vote for the ability to move faster than the speed of light. Reasons...
- Never be late.
- You can't be hurt cuz no one can touch you.
- You can pretty much bitch slap someone to death before you finish blinking.
- To top that all off you can still be a perv...hehehe other than an occasional gush of wind you're practically invisible cuz your faster than light babie... hehehe
there you have it that would be my ideal power =)
Posted by: RaSenGan at April 23, 2005 11:37 PM
I actualy think Super Powers are a little Over Rated, But Who knows Something good will come up.
Powers of Seduction are good, It Also gives you more Villains, Other women. If your Gonna have super powers Make it something thats seems kinda common, but yet funny. Like Say maybe one of her Powers are, A look. She is trying to get info from a bad guy, He wont budge. So she gives him this Cutsie Inocent little Puppy Dog look. You know what I mean? If you are going for the Korny Side try Gadgets Ala Inspector Gadget. Stilt High Heels, Diamond Studded Nails for Cutting stuff. ( Those are assuming You went with the Seductic Path. If you give her an alias Make it some one Passive, Shy, And Humble. Or You Could Always go the Striperella Route (Not too Keen On it,Kinda Cheesy). Also you can try the Unsuspecting Hero, Some one who is just an (Less than?) average Jane.
And always Klutzes(Intentialy?) their self into the frey, and in the process manages to Thwart the villain.
Posted by: The Gnome at April 29, 2005 02:23 AM
why is the superhero shi shiz only being updated on yer xanga mirror?
Posted by: tdb at April 30, 2005 01:31 PM
seems like all those superpowers have been done already, mainly by the X-men and the boobies one failed miserably with Striperella. I suggest doing another list of superpowers to vote on, with more creative powers such as, shadowgirl where you can teleport around through shadows and control someone else's shadows to fight for you. Or Beegirl (as opposed to spiderman) where you have bee powers. OK my ideas are pretty stupid, but judging from your entries you can probably come up with better ideas than me.
Posted by: Yun at May 23, 2005 09:07 AM
seems like all those superpowers have been done already, mainly by the X-men and the boobies one failed miserably with Striperella. I suggest doing another list of superpowers to vote on, with more creative powers such as, shadowgirl where you can teleport around through shadows and control someone else's shadows to fight for you. Or Beegirl (as opposed to spiderman) where you have bee powers. OK my ideas are pretty stupid, but judging from your entries you can probably come up with better ideas than me.
Posted by: Yun at May 23, 2005 09:07 AM
i just want to say that you are beautiful and i think i love you. i just stumbled across your blog thru a game site then to arrogancy.net then here. and wow.
Posted by: paul at May 28, 2005 05:22 AM
Shi-san needs to update!
Posted by: rubberduckiesandcheese at May 29, 2005 09:48 AM
without a doubt invisibility is the way to go. when your invisible there is no need for most other super powers. You can just do whatever you want. You don't have to read minds because you can just go see what the dilly is without anyone knowing... but I think a super power that is always overlooked and I have never seen before that would go good with this power of silence... like you can go everywhere you want and no one will hear you coming, if you add this to invisibility it's like your are a ninja but much cooler because your not actually a ninja so all ninjas will look up to you and ask you to lead their gangs to bigger and better things... you started on the street not knowing what use these stupid super powers could give you have grown into the future leader of ninjas... but then you reject them because it was all a set up so they could regain power over you because you are so much more awesome than them and they know it hard. So you have to take on endless gangs of ninjas. You can't go anywhere without ninjas jumping out of everywhere... but because you are invisible they never know where you are so they just jump out randomly all over the place and scream "a ha i got you" hoping to catch you off guard, but you know better and stay quite if they ever happen to jump out when you actually are around because I just told you their plan and they don't REALLy know if your there or not the end kick ass.
Posted by: myles at June 12, 2005 09:17 AM
without a doubt invisibility is the way to go. when your invisible there is no need for most other super powers. You can just do whatever you want. You don't have to read minds because you can just go see what the dilly is without anyone knowing... but I think a super power that is always overlooked and I have never seen before that would go good with this power of silence... like you can go everywhere you want and no one will hear you coming, if you add this to invisibility it's like your are a ninja but much cooler because your not actually a ninja so all ninjas will look up to you and ask you to lead their gangs to bigger and better things... you started on the street not knowing what use these stupid super powers could give you have grown into the future leader of ninjas... but then you reject them because it was all a set up so they could regain power over you because you are so much more awesome than them and they know it hard. So you have to take on endless gangs of ninjas. You can't go anywhere without ninjas jumping out of everywhere... but because you are invisible they never know where you are so they just jump out randomly all over the place and scream "a ha i got you" hoping to catch you off guard, but you know better and stay quite if they ever happen to jump out when you actually are around because I just told you their plan and they don't REALLy know if your there or not the end kick ass.
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