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April 01, 2005
Boys = Drugs
Boys are an addictive drug
They should be illegal and this is why:
Observations of a pimp. madpimp.com/shi
1. They make you nervous: I get nervous talking to boys I like. Figuring out details of a date are the same as a drug deal - when where how -- the only thing missing is how much $.
2. They cause cottonmouth, confusion, light-headedness, unceasing laughter, and euphoria: Common symptoms of drugs!
3. You'll do anything to get them in you: hehe...hehe...
4. You get frustrated when they're not around: "Man, this activity would be so much better if we were on ___!" ... "Man, this activity would be so much better if ___ were here!"
5. Even after you stop doing them, you keep thinking about them from time to time: ...At least, I do.
6. They make you go crazy!
Can you think of any other similarities?
NOTE: This post is not directed towards anybody in particular. It was just a general observation on my part. :)
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guys are like drugs because once you first do them you can't stop. unless they're bad, in which case you bad mouth them to all your friends so that they wont try them :D Posted 4/1/2005 at 4:26 PM by Tsunaki36 - delete - block user |
Posted by Kim at April 1, 2005 04:20 PM
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Guys want girls as much as Girls want guys. Its just the sex thats addicting. Once you do it you just want more. You can never have enough sex in your life.
Posted by: Michael at April 1, 2005 07:26 PM
Hey there.. Hummss.. I actually don't know how I got here.. but somehow I found it.. and wowwers.. your pics are so kute.. and neat.. and that whole thingy about that one chick.. goshers.. that's pretty krazie.. for reals... I know.. I know.. I'm so late on that entry.. but I don't know.. all I can say is.. STALKER.. hahhaa... welp anywase.. I don't have much to say.. but mad props... you take kares now.. until then.. bies..
Posted by: Ms. a-Ong at April 3, 2005 08:07 PM
i want to see sex.
Posted by: lokenath mullick at April 10, 2005 07:59 PM
did u make the dress up doll thing i saw it on sum1s journal n added it to mine its sooo cool and fun! haha ur hella talented do u make page for other ppl to or wat? were do u fine the dress up doll thing on ur page like without clickin sum1 elses link?
Posted by: no name at April 12, 2005 07:57 PM
hi there ;)
nice analogy about guys (Y)
love it!
Posted by: ivan at April 13, 2005 05:21 AM
Hey pimp, what's up? Girls/Women have the same affect on guys as guys do on girls haha. It's what makes dating fun, don't you think? Much props to girls!
Posted by: Dan at April 13, 2005 12:02 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm i dont know grls realy dont show thay are horny grl r more drugs to guys grl can chill on sex guys will die after one or two days
Posted by: Ze at April 24, 2005 03:23 AM
heheh a bad joke for the Gold Diggers ( Nat all women/Girls are) Out their.
All your Wallet are belong to US.
( Sorry I had too)
Which brings me to my Point. All though Few, there are women out there who Dont look at guys as a drug but more as an Accessory, They take them with them to parties. once they are there, they leave them at the coat rack.
Most of my Female Friends(Not ex's, or Currents,ok maybe Ex's. Dont I Have to have a Current?) tend to do this. Bad choice of freinds maybe :P ehh but atleast its something to look at.
BTW. you also forgot Withdrawal. You know the account Type (hehe sorry). No what I mean is going without BF/GF. You get Edgy, cranky. you see some one else with it and you ant it more and more.
Posted by: The Gnome at April 29, 2005 02:35 AM
Hummm, Boys=Drugs......?
What is it that you really crave? The boy, The sex, the excitement, the power?
First off, I'm sure that not all boys are capable of arousing your attention. Secondly, boys that are "bad" get only badmouthing, not a rollercoaster of sexual encounter... so It certainly seems as if "The boy" isn't exactly the drug you crave.
Could it be the sex then? Well, if it were just the sex.. then I would expect to see a much more naughty bent to your little home on the net. Your pics of wild bear sex aren't sexual, they are lighthearted and comical. Sex seems to be more of a pleasurable dessert than the the main course.
Lets skip to Power. Do you love to tease and toy with the boy. Are you giddy with excitement as this boy bends to your whim and caters to your every need? Pleasure, yes...but most probably only as a accoutrement.
My pick, excitement. The thrill and rush that you feel as you are swept up by that "boy". That tingle that runs up your spine as his hand brushes yours. I myself have this very same addiction (well, with "girls" anyway). I see "her" and its as if I was standing on the tracks of the Euphoric Express. the track lights and bells are flashing their warning but I stand my ground. Blasts from the Express's horn startle me but I do not run away. In fact, I begin to run tword the speeding Express...Instead of the screeching of brakes the Express accelerates...faster, and faster...and then,
we touch.
This is the excitement, The "Drug" I believe you speak of. No?
Posted by: Dave at July 12, 2005 09:25 AM
