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February 02, 2005
Kim's Invention
Kim = Pervert since childhood?
I prefer the word "Genius"Since even many of my "old" readers haven't known me for very long, and almost nobody I know knows me from childhood, I thought I would share with you guys a glimpse of what I was like when I was a kid. I have some pretty funny ass stories from childhood, so expect more in the future.
LET ME WARN YOU! I was a weird kid.
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So, today's story is about a game I created as a child at Rosemary Elementary School in fourth grade. The greatest game of all time:
Butt Tag
EST 1992
Here's the premise of butt tag:
Instead of tagging people like normal, as the name indicates, you have to tag them on the butt. BUT! The thing is, it has to be a full butt slap, not just a brush against their ass.
There are a few rules:
1. Base is anywhere. You must squat with your butt on the floor for base. You can only be in "base" position for 5 seconds. Otherwise, your ass is mine.
2. "It" is first chosen by height.
3. As soon as "It" tags the next person, "It" has to sit down on base -- because there ARE tagbacks.
In case you are still confused, here are a couple illustrations demonstrating the playing of butt tag.
Game Premise
Base
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is BUTT TAG.
Feel free to introduce this game and play it with your friends.
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A word of warning, though. You may not want to play this on elementary school grounds (especially if you're an adult) because this is what happened to me about a week after I started butt tag. :(
"This game is inappropriate behavior!"
Posted by Kim at February 2, 2005 11:25 AM
Comments
I played this with an ex once.....we didn't call it butt tag though.....*wink* =P
Posted by: Lan at February 2, 2005 11:37 AM
This game sounds like fun.
Posted by: Michael Jackson at February 2, 2005 02:23 PM
definetly beats my elementary school games, they all revolved around me getting my oh so stylish rat tail (the dumb hair style) pulled by a bunch of girls.
Posted by: Jack at February 2, 2005 10:33 PM
LMAO, nice! :D I like the illustrations too, but I feel it would be even better if there was a last one with the teacher being "it" heh... But teachers, always ruining the fun... :( Have you played butt tag since?
Posted by: DC/PHOENIXZERO at February 4, 2005 12:11 AM
I played butt tag with some friends at school. It was exciting, but there were some loopholes in the game.
Posted by: Hyung at February 4, 2005 11:07 AM
