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February 01, 2005
Kim's Greatest Invention Idea
The other day I read somewhere that the reason for the increase of great big fat asses (you know, the kind that knocks shit over when you're walking) is because these days everyone has desk jobs.
This might seem trivial to you, but it really is a problem! You see, because we sit for 8 hours a day, the fat in our body tends to slide and settle to the lowest, closest point. This being our ass.
This information scared me to no end. The following is a true documentation of what I (as a programmer) will look like in 10 years if something is not done:
While panicking about the demise of my body, a few thoughts occured to me:
1. I already have a fat ass
2. What if I made it so that the fat went somewhere else?
3. What if I made it so that the fat went to my titties?
This created a chain reaction in my brain which lead me to come up with my most marvelous idea EVER.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you:
THE TITTY CHAIR
As you can see, the chair is tilted forward and there are holes where the torso should be to help encourage fat cell movement to the titty area.
Here is an example of how the chair would look in use.
As you can see in the photos above, the results of my chair are astounding! Satisfaction guaranteed.
Preorders anybody?
Posted by Kim at February 1, 2005 12:44 PM
Comments
LOL, Can we get a few color pic's of your chair being demonstrated. Implants are not a substitute for the real deals.
Later Face, JWD
ps when are you going to stop flipping your pic's, your parts on the left side, no wait its now on the right side, wait its back on the left, woops no on the right, how about live action instead of still life?
ttfn
Posted by: JWD at February 1, 2005 02:19 PM
wth. that's nuts. but funny.
Posted by: chr at February 1, 2005 03:57 PM
Hahhaah!
Yeah, for some reason, everything I eat goes to my ass. I need that on my chest! They've got to develop some sort of catalytic process to transfer that fat to the chest area!!! DAMN IT!
Patent the chair!
Posted by: kristine at February 1, 2005 04:21 PM
Would you then have to ask "do these pants make my tits look fat?"
Posted by: rick at February 1, 2005 05:21 PM
Hiyas Kim ^^ Apparently we know some of the same people (and we're both named Kim! :X) erm, just wondering but do you play World of Warcraft at all? If so, what server and such? ^^;;; (I saw you had written a link to your site on Mike David's white board in his apt ^^ and I remembered I had visited your site before ... I was there for his bday party :P) But erm yeah! Bye!
Posted by: Kimmie at February 1, 2005 09:37 PM
Nice train of thought interesting very interesting . . .
Posted by: Hilleree at February 2, 2005 11:24 AM
I'm kinda disturbed... but then not. LOL
Posted by: Adam at February 3, 2005 07:11 PM
:D I came up with the same conclusion several years about about why so many people are getting fat asses, but the titty chair, you might have something there! ;) But I don't think you need it... Now, there needs to be a guy version... Umm yeah, you know what I mean...
Posted by: DC/PHOENIXZERO at February 4, 2005 12:17 AM
lol@the titty chair, the site is nice, creative... and you are very pretty.. if you get a chance, stop by sometime.
Posted by: LoveJones at February 27, 2005 01:36 PM
