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January 26, 2005
Mad Libs!
Create my day!
I woke up this morning completely ___adj___. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to ____v____, because there's nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.
I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____adj___ and decided to go get some ____n____. After ___v___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my ____n____. Four hours later, I was still playing with my ____n____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.
What a great day.
//begin madlib intermission
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EDIT!
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//end madlib intermission
My Madlib
I woke up this morning completely rested. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to eat, because there's nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.
I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little hungry and decided to go get some food. After eating for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my gamecube. Four hours later, I was still playing with my gamecube, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.
What a great day.
What did you come up with?
E-mail me or leave a comment with your madlib!Posted by Kim at January 26, 2005 09:41 PM
Comments
I woke up this morning completely sober. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to smoke a bowl, because there's nothing like something inside of your head to get the day going.
I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little thirsty and decided to go get some breast milk. After suckling-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my nipples. Four hours later, I was still playing with my boobs, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.
What a great day.
Posted by: kEn at January 27, 2005 06:03 AM
Haha, sorry I couldn't think of anything "appropriate" to include in that story.
Thanks, you make me laugh girl :)
Posted by: rick at January 27, 2005 05:04 PM
Your birthday is coming up, do you want the vibrator or the dildo?
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Posted by: SupraS15 at January 30, 2005 10:12 PM
I woke up this morning completely NAKED. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to DRINK, because there's nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.
I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little TIRED and decided to go get some SLEEP. After SLEEP-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my SELF. Four hours later, I was still playing with my SELF, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.
What a great day.
Posted by: GUEST at February 2, 2005 05:23 PM
